Get a haircut, ya hippy

I'm Karly. I'm a huge twat. I'm 18. I have no filter and say stupid shit. (I apologize in advance)

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via distinctmemory)

melissquirtle:

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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k8teebrix

(Source: mondegreener, via thestonedkitty)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)