Judas.

My mom called me up the stairs and my family is over and I turned to my boyfriend and just said “ew I have to talk to people… gross”

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

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thewordsmithy:

bookworm276:

saltniron:

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erinchu:

astormonthehorizon:

No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.

Thank you, you’re a lovely person!

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.

I want

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horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

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I got really fucking drunk the other night.. Like, night before graduation night. Aaaaaannd I guess I flirted with my boyfriend’s best friend’s girlfriend.. if that made sense, and then I almost kissed my boyfriend’s best friend right in front of him. Uhhhh oops.
And then I agreed to a threesome with this one chick at the party and my boyfriend, but then I started throwing up and crying and I spilled my fucking heart out to my boyfriend and kept screaming how I just wanted to kill myself.
Hahahahaha fuck me
So then my boyfriend got really pissy the next morning and I felt like complete fucking shit and then had to go to graduation. And it was just an awful day.
Okay, story time over. Bye

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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